Goddamnit, Deadspin. Don't you even know? One of his best friends, WHO IS BLACK, is about to graduate in psychology, asked him to say those things so he can have responses.

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

"Bill Simmons...by virtue of his size alone...is excellent. ...Bill Simmons...pays real money....for...head. For all its pretense, [Simmons' writing voice]...is really nothing more than a dispenser of...suck."

Say what you will, Pop's been quick and gruff with people who ask stupid questions. He really has better things to do versus explain why his team is not hitting 3-pointers and postulate about LeBron James. He's a senior manager, who built teams, drafted teams, and put together championship teams. He didn't placate the…

I sincerely hope he makes a quick, full recovery. Basketball is absolutely better with him involved. I love every single clip of a player or coach ragging on his outfits.

Here's an extended cut, which is just as great. Please note the random dude who just flies in out of nowhere and dunks.

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Anyone who says they wouldn't want Noah on their team is either lying or doesn't understand basketball. He's the exact type of guy you need to put around a superstar or two to win rings. Doesn't care about highlights or stats, just wants to win and will work hard on every possession, at both ends, to do it. It's a…

Honestly, David Lee does stuff like this all the time. You have to see him play (when he's healthy) constantly moving, constantly setting picks and constantly getting in position to get rebounds against much taller opponents (leads the league in double-doubles since the start of last season). Much like Noah, he's…

"Too much mustard on the hot dog."

Broncos fans, on the other hand, seemed to walk right out in front of cars after the game.

This guy's arguments and analysis of law of supply/demand are nonsense. But federal law (the Fair Labor Standards Act) actually permits what he's describing: sub-minimum wage rates for the mentally and physically disabled are specifically authorized. The Department of Labor even calls them "special rates." Ouch. But…

What's sad is that Goodwill has already been doing this for years.

"These young ladies need to know that there are different things you can do in life....like working for me at Papa John's. Better ingredients, Better Pizza, Papa John's"

Surely they asked Peyton Manning the same question, right? RIGHT?

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Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.