I just jailbroke my iPod while listening to Black Sabbath - Paranoid. I feel so badass now.

@jedchev: Both choices would force you to go into hiding for the rest of your life.

@Maxichamp: LOL

Great story, sounds like a one night stand I once had with a sunfire. I know I know, we all make mistakes.

@Vavon: Hopefully rice owners will read your post and finally freakin understand.

Is that a Russian hottie I see in one of the photos?

There's something about a convertible that looks unfinished.

@katgirl476: Well said, breaking a coffee table is acceptable too.

@Blair Mitchelmore: LOLLLLL now thats a fan!

I'm visiting family in Italy right now (and I still check jalopnik!). When I went and see my uncle in France I had a rental car, it was a Honda insight, I was pretty disappointed because I was expecting a little Renault, Opel or a Peugeot. As I was driving on those nice twisty roads I started to think "Hey cool I'm…

Holy crap this is amazing, wrestling was so much better when I was a kid, it was simple, good guys and bad guys and they actually wrestled. It was REAL back then!!! Real I tell you, REAL!!!!!

@IronicalBalls: The veyron looks pretty weird too but no one cares because its super fast. Plus no one will be able to see what your driving when your going 1234253 mph/kph.

This brings a whole new meaning to couch potato.

@neums: I would always confuse it with Ultraman but I had the zenon (?) figure, I was pissed cuz only the arms moved up and down, no left or right!

Man this story is awesome, it brings back so many childhood memories, not so much of Power Rangers but more of Transformers.

@quikboy: If you get the collector's edition of the game the comic comes with it.

I'm getting this with the pre-order. Real paper, the way post apocalyptic should be, pfffft

I used to have one, it was an '86. I definitely wanna get another one.

My sister took manual lessons, half way through them she stopped the car and gave up, she now lives in the u.k. and bought a new fiat 500, yep, she went and got it automatic. Her husband owns a new scirocco and yes, its manual! (thank god)