It would be a massacre. You don't bring a Glamdring to a gunfight.

This is the kind of innovation that will cure cancer.

The prank or joke is probably that someone is writing fake notes to a nonexistent employee. I'm sure all the employees probably look forward to each day's new 'Shane note.' I know it would probably be the highlight of my day if I worked at Walmart.

it did look like that

I'm from Finland so I understand some Estonian. They didn't even swear. They just continued reading the pacenotes. They said "viiskümmend" during the jump which means 50 and is part of the pacenotes.

Dat Lancia...

"able to accelerate like the Millennium Falcon"

You have to be joking? Who are these designers???

How the hell are you supposed to clamber over those sills when you are coked up to the eyeballs and wearing skin tight white vinyl pants? Seriously, even my moustache is appalled!

The answer is no.

They have just resigned to the fact that Ford will always be #1 in truck sales.

Her: Whose SUV is this?

Come with me if you want to live.

Off-topic, just trying to get this noticed: to get the regular viewing format back add /?tiger=off to the end of the sitename, as in gizmodo.com/?tiger=off. It has to be inputted for each site separately.

I mis-read the headline as, "Six questions that will ERASE your mind..." As usual, reality turned out to be much less interesting.

Haha but seriously. That was totally a charge.

Oh, this only looks impressive because he's doing it in a manner that is far harder and more aesthetically pleasing than the normal, also difficult and aesthetically pleasing way. One of the greatest in-game dunkers of all time used to do something similar—though infrequently—from time to time.

I've watched this thing 20 or so times and it still has me giggling like an idiot.

For those wondering, this is the correct pronounciation.