Forget how scary that future might be. You failed to grasp how scary our present is. Autonomous financial algorithms that are disintegrating the natural structure of the heart of our global economy is a far more horrifying movie than “Oh shit, I forgot to subscribe to this capitalist traffic app, so it’s going to take…
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I truly and deeply appreciate your use of quotation marks.
“I’m sure that in 1985, plutonium is available in every corner drugstore!”
Especially since its length can vary between 100 & 130 yards...
What a tool this guy is...
Whoa, yeah. Needed a coffee.
Hmm... I hadn’t considered solar or galactic wind, but I agree with you it wouldn’t have any effect. Wind or no wind, however, the ship is still a single mass travelling in a single direction (unless the aforementioned gravitational anomaly can provide answers... fishing for someone to spin a microgravity theory…
Man, some spectacular work here. But there’s one thing that’s bugging me about it: The carbon deposits from the vents are radially aligned.. unless the ship experiences some strange gravitational anomaly in hyperspace whereby all emissions are forced outward from a singularity at the centre of the ship, these should…
I’ll just leave this here...
WTF? Get this popup Subaru Ad Shit out of my face. Really Jalopnik, I thought you were better than that.
Hey, Hollywood! Get on it!
hmm... perhaps a subspecies of humanoid that is part human and part crocodile?
Astute! That time-disconnect is so critical. If we find a habitable world many thousands of lightyears away, we could see it from earth in a stage before a society blossoms and by the time we get to it, that life might already have self extinguished.
Props on the Mitch Hedberg reference. I drop those as often as humanly possible. I used to listen to his standup all the time. I still do, but I used to, too.
It’s more likely that it broke or the battery is shit and it will spend the rest of time rotting in his parents’ garage.
Why wouldn’t it open with a mid split, like the real Vader helmet? This is just cabbage and Vader Bust does NOT approve.
