Make it stop!!!

This always makes me think of Super Metroid, so even though it's terrible and I hate it, it actually provides a nice white-noise-ish background for me to daydream of 16 bit glory...

But don't you just hate it when the little cut hairs get into the collar of your shirt? Clearly, the belle madame just wanted to have a fresh feel without having to shower and change after the cut, amirite?

Now THAT's what I'm TALKIN' about! That was AMAZING! I mean you— I mean— I can't b— Hagudabuh... I'm buyin' you: a pizza.

impressive coordination, but I think movies ruined this for me. I want it to be faster...

Please people. For the love of [deity]. Think about it: the very thing that makes them effective butt wipers (tear strength) contributes to their evil power of drain clogging. Try tearing a flat, unfolded sheet of this stuff... it's not a very easy task. Now fold it a couple times, or worse yet, twist it. Impossible…

I'm sure that whoever came up with gold plating tried to spin it the same way...

The Rage Against The Machine bass lines are so heavy, so, so heavy. Always my favourite to play. And my guilty pleasure, YYZ by Rush. It's too bad Anthem wasn't a more famous song cause it has a killer bassline:

Surely, by "cymbals" you mean "MIDI cymbals" and by "used for transitions" you mean "in general".

Bahahahaha. Touché. I'll have the former, garçon.

Oh my, this is surprisingly awesome. And the gif doesn't do it justice.

But why did you wear it backwards for this photo?

I rest my case.

Just maxed out the style points counter in Project Gotham.!

Nope, it's definitely, "Come on my back if you want to be back"

I wouldn't be surprised if a stadium this size had its own generation station.

Neat! But this really seems more like something you'd see as the butt of a ProLine commercial.

Great Art-Deco-World-of-Tomorrow-ey effect on this one.

Precarious counter-balancing issues aside, this thing is WAY better than what they're using around my place:

When you say "summon personal assistant" this is all I see: