Any one else manage to catch the glory that was Johnny Rotten appearing on Judge Judy?

Brad Pitt has a reputation for being incredibly kind and down to earth. I find Angelina Jolie boring (and their relationship reeeeaaaally boring). Also I find Angelina creepy AF.

Affleck’s pretty open about trying to be sober and letting his kids know that it’s public, but it’s a good thing and he finished rehab. And i think that’s respectable enough as a human living their truth and a parent not sheltering their children/teaching them the really hard lessons where I can not give a shit how…

Oh, MEMES! Memes are so smart and witty!

You’re the one who thought the Kansas militia story was somehow obscure, but it’s been widely covered. What “people” are you hanging out with? People who don’t follow the news, I suppose.

Are you from Syria/have relations there? It could explain your own proximity and the blinders it has put on you.

Really? You don’t see the difference in news angles between an attack in perpetually war-torn Syria, as horrifying as that is, and one in a peaceful Western city?

There is war in Syria. There is no war in London. It is different.

Mom’s Avon lady used to come over and sip coffee while they went through the catalogs page by page. One day she was there, sipping and pointing out things she thought Mom might need when she suddenly stood up, announced that they should pray and start loudly praying and rocking back and forth. Mom said “Well, thanks a…

I may have some more rage about this than I thought.

Starred for “pushy rando”. I have friends I don’t hear from unless they’re short on their arbonne-usborne-sex-toy-christiany handbag goal. No, I do not want your pink ‘for her’ faux leather whip (it’s vegan!) OR your ‘natural product’ lip stain in this ‘season’s’ hottest shade. Can I just write you a check for your…

UGH that weird numbness/extra pressure on the top of your foot when you tie your shoes too tight is the WORST.

I drive a semi for a living and had a pick up out in that area. As I drove by the stadium, my exact reaction was “Why the fuck is their stadium all the way out here? This location is garbage.” Good job “Chicago” Fire.

This move just confirms the already widely held suspicion that Manchester United is a stepping stone for the Chicago Fire.

“Bad for a while” undersells the Fire. They’ve been dead last in the league for two straight seasons, and have been patently boring while doing so. The stadium in Bridgeview is a lesson in bad public funding schemes on par with the NHL’s Coyotes in Glendale. The debt on the park has sunk the suburb so badly that, a…

“his purpose in the league isn’t so much to lead his club to glory as it is to raise the profile of the league and put butts in seats.”

Or that he resembles a potato.

Yes, it is starting to look like that.

Never forget that Louis Van Gaal had some of the worst transfer window signings in modern history.

The Spanish should initiate an investigation. Nobody would expect it.