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If they let go of the abortion issue they lose everything; evangelicals will almost certainly drift leftward, which is historically their more comfortable home anyway, and the remainder of the GOP wouldn’t be able to sustain an electable presence in most places, much less nationally.

And for a multitude of reasons, I won’t agree/disagree on your argument, yet some Jezebel writers seem to think Drake is passable and approvable while Sheeran is dismissable because...why? If it’s Sheeran’s weird relationship to traditionally Black culture, let’s discuss. If it’s because he’s less fuckable than Drake

yeah but the author goes on to have this weird vendetta against Sheeran. It’s just weird to me.

Wait wait what is halfway decent about Drake? “Hotline Bling” is the most obnoxious slut-shaming song of recent memory. He is almost the literal personification of the “But I’m a nice guy” that is so creepy and entitled.

“I will monetize this like every other aspect of my life”.

one camera man filming mostly unmiced individuals

“I took a tragic horrific experience and did not let it diminish me, rather grew and evolved and allowed the experience to teach me.”

I am sick and tired of this woman taking up public space. She has delusions of substance.

That’s more effort than I would normally expect from Kessel.

Tom Rowe and the ghost of his younger self can’t believe it.

like we needed more evidence that phil kessel is a beer leaguer at heart

So great of the coach to make the moment all about himself.

The Federer backhand is an awesome development. The best player in the history of the game still improving at 35 years old. Quite inspiring.

Meeting my (fairly conservative) parents for the first time, my now-wife was having a conversation at the dinner table with my mother and grandmother in front of my sister, my nieces and the rest of the family.

English is not my wife’s native language, and it turns out that expletives/slang-curses are something that

I know this is a joke, but in fairness, these are not terrible skills to learn.

My husband is a notorious cheapskate. When he met my family for the first time, he was talking about how he recently splurged on a pair of very nice shoes, but instead of saying that, he told my dad that he “splooged” on them. After cracking up, my dad just responded, “You must have really liked those shoes.”

She only gets modelling gigs as vanity projects because she’s “famous”.

Not as good as a large fishtank, where diamonds may be concealed in plain sight amongst the pebbles, bubbles, refracted light and plastic fronds, with the added benefit of fish being famously cagey when questioned.

It’s the principle of it.

There’s an amazing new invention called a “Safe”