“By the Sea made $500,000 on a cost of $25 million”

He’s not a POC, he isn’t going to be railroaded into admitting to committing a crime he didn’t or have a jury prejudiced against him.

Basically, Jolie is either too difficult to work with when starring in a movie (she was booted from the upcoming tentpole Murder On the Orient Express for having too many notes about the script), or too unreliable at providing returns on a studio’s investment (By the Sea made $500,000 on a cost of $25 million).

I think people watch Keanu Reeves films because they don’t have anything better to do, either. We hear you dude.

• If I’m reading this Cindy Adams column right (there’s a good chance I’m not), Daniel Craig apparently has no interest in leaving Bond. [Page Six]

Amishspin did a similar piece entitled “Wow! Look Upon Colby Rasmus’s Beard, And Ovulate.”

Tell me this was on a fictitious sitcom because no one can be that daft.

Why are you using the city’s computer to go on Deadspin?

To be fair, there are a lot of reasons why it is a shithole, Piazza was kind enough just to mention one.

If you went to private school and your dad had six cars, you grew up “rich,” relative to the vast majority of the population.

Doesn’t really sound like a “money is strange” situation. Sounds more like a “you grew up quite rich, and around really rich people” situation.

I’m sorry to hear your dad died so young. I hope everything turned out okay for your family.

Provel - yeah, but it’s 1/3rd Provolone - cheddar and swiss being your other two cheeses. It’s hogshit.

Isn’t St. Louis the town where they put that fucked up processed half-provolone shit on the pizza? Fuck that shit.

I was in a line of traffic about 10 cars deep on a rural highway, State Trooper behind me, and bitchy lady in a Camaro a car behind the trooper. Camaro pulled out, passed car, Trooper, and me, and cut me off completely. On went the lights.... trooper buzzes just by me... and there’s the Camaro pulled right over.

I’ve shared this story before, and I’ll share it again.