1. I’m male? You’re being judgemental, no?

I kind of understand that like sure do whatever the hell you want but theres absolutely no need to project your lifestyle on the other billions of people in the world. She can just say ‘marriage is not for me’ instead of saying its not natural and making it seem like people who choose monogamy are abnormal

A ha ha ha ha ha - you just did it!

Bother me? I laughed out loud when I read it. It fascinates me to no end when I hear people justify their actions as natural, honorable, and true when in fact it’s simply self-interest.

Scarjo (S) to Truth (T) translator:

Hey ScarJo, how you doin? 😉

It’s nigh on impossible for me to get someone else to have sex with me at this point so I think it really is all the same.

Married for almost a decade. Not so hard. Maybe because I didn’t rush into it until I was older. Two marriages dunzo by 32 is suggesting something.

Can we get someone else to write soccer articles?

and Clooney was actually charming as Batman.

I would have liked to have seen a Clooney batman movie that wasnt a Gothic acid trip.

I didn’t think he was bad. He was not as charming as most other Bruce Wayne’s. However, no one could get out of that muck of a script. I think Ben’s body of work as a director has been pretty decent. Zack Snyder however, couldn’t direct a can of Cambell’s soup.

tbh beyonce and jay-z being together makes me sad. it seems like (if we believe lemonade to be true...which maybe it is??) bey is repeating the cycle that tina and matthew had. obviously this is me reading into a situation i know nothing about (like a celeb gossip lol) but yeah

I always wonders if those kids were more of a fashion accessory for her.

The way this blurb is written it sounds like Madonna moved on from her custody battle for the next shiny thing that caught her attention. And no, I’m not gonna go over to TMZ to check it out.

The announcer sounds like my old cat used to when we scratched the base of her tail.

Least enthusiastic “Goal” commentary scream ever.

It’s Sunderland. I think they know just how bad they are.

I don’t get it, that first tweet reads like it would come from a rival or the opposing team, not Sunderland.

Unfortunately, the hospital staff didn’t bite. It was quickly determined that the man was faking and he was turned away.