Watching the Nintendo Switch presentation is like watching an ex girlfriend who has so much potential but is totally making the same fucking mistakes over and over and you just want to shake them and tell them to stop.

I always mistake your avatar to be a shaggy-haired white dog with a black nose.

When I was in elementary school (everybody wore baby blue on Fridays and the Oilers’ fight song was played over the intercome), this was the Dome atmosphere; imagine the work that went into the ‘(Earl) Campbell’s Soup: Cream of Bradshaw’ sign. Contrast that with the 20 or so people who showed up in downtown Houston…

Did you expect him to read any new ones?

Go away Tomato...

Well that IS a big arsed bell.

Good example.

Right? My rational mind thinks it is all kinds of messed up to withhold citizenship because of a difference of opinion but my petty mind is all “hahahahahahahahhahahahaha vegans.”

I’m torn between my belief in freedom of expression and my sheer annoyance towards a certain type of vegan.

Judging by the applause he got on Sunday, it looks like Hollywood is firmly Team Brad. She’s had no choice but to cave and seal the files.

Plus, Billy Bob a GG. It was a good night for her exes. ;)

Also comes two days after the Golden Globes where Brad was all but given a standing ovation in a show of support. People in the know appear to be Team Brad.

Angelina has since self-appointed herself as Goodwill Ambassador to Damascus.

Okay, I finally watched the speech and....it wasn’t that bad? *ducks*

Anyone else immediately picture the Kardashian robbery ringleader as looking like this?

A veteran criminal gang with 3 women and a 72 year old master counterfeiter? Can we get a show about them? They sound infinitely more interesting than the Kardashians.

The defender has since been signed by DC United

This is actually somehow not a hyperbolic headline. Holy shit. That dude’s family will tell of this failure for generations.