May we choose to believe he was trying to show what one person can do? Trying to be a good example? Trying to inspire others to do the same sort of things? No? Alrighty then. Fame whore it is.

People are getting RILL MAD at our Hiddles but I’m just over here not caring!

You can bet it will be covered next season. This is a ratings bonanza. Being robbed has to have been a traumatic experience. However, if the Kardashians can make a dollar from it, it will happen.

Self-indulgent, indeed. He didn’t even thank Taylor Swift!

Yes, thankfully this has been proven true and Kim K’s sterling reputation as someone who never fakes things in order to get attention or material for her reality show is restored.

This sounds like the kind of thing she’d do.

I would watch the fuck out of a glossy, too-stylish-for-its-own-good Sofia Coppola-directed version of events.

》》the investigators found money in cash.《《

Yeah well milking it for the sympathy doesn’t make her less of an asshole.

This has been a very expensive lesson to “lock the door”. It’s just makes sense to lock your doors with the deadbolt. Even when you are home and live in a “safe” area.

Not going to lie, (and I’m pretty sure I’ll never utter these words again) but I was wrong about Kim in this instance.

So precisely how long out are we from the film version of the Kardashian robbery?

Am an unapologetic adult fan of dear Ed. Yeah, sometimes his music takes a turn for the cheesy or incoherent but I consider him a pretty clever writer. He’s got good beats, good melodies and pens some tunes that still speak to my once-teenage heart.

I saw these pop up on Youtube yesterday, and seriously my first thought was ‘I wonder if/when Jezebel will have a hate post about this?’

Oh, and when are you going to fisk Springsteen lyrics? Sheeran’s cool.

Uh...these sound fine

If her parents had been regular nobodies, she would have been working at Hot Topic now and being a minor “celebrity” among the Tumblr-crowd

Nepotism

How is Kelly Osbourne a thing.

“Curses!”
-Oliver Cromwell