Real story?

No, it just means it isn't quite as big a deal.

Some women want guys that look like women, others want guys that look like men.

Thing about legs is they can be shaved by the person who owns them. The back? Not really.

You don't really believe that crap you wrote?

We called white vandals thugs, purse snatchers, etc. It wasn't until hip-hop culture tried to appropriate the word that it got tied into black culture, but you can forget about ownership.

Sorry, I thought you were calling me a dumbass there for the screen door.

She wasn't insulting me? I see now.

Yeah, yeah. Nice stereotype. But then anyone in insurance has larceny at heart anyway.

I am an engineer with my own company, creating way more jobs that you ever could.

God the violins are getting loud. It's a good thing you can rely on daddy for your career.

You think he should have been found not guilty?

Wearing an outfit? Snicker.

The dudes story never did make any sense to me. Why shoot through your door? I think he was looking for a reason to shoot someone.

You don't get the deciding vote either. I don't see Latinos dressing like this. Either way tough shit.

I'm not Manx, I'm partially of Manx heritage. I'm American. The word is not racist.

Whatever you say. See a shrink about that White Guilt Complex though.