Can I still put 2 spaces after a period?  

That’s craaaaaaazy fellow human. Why would we... I mean they use Kotaku? And honestly what would be so bad about it? If I was to be indoctrinated I’d be honored to join something so much larger than just myself.

Crazy, I played it backwards and it sounds almost exactly like WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion 

Charles Martinet was right there

Don’t mind me, I’m just rolling around in all this sweet, sweet money I get for negging on NFTs, paid by... paid by... um... you know... the anti-NFT lobby!

I’m not saying Depp is telling the truth or not. I refuse to take a side on this matter because I know I can’t be impartial. I will say that this is yet another bad take from Jez, because Heard’s lawyers have more or less made similar claims about Depp as was made against Miller regarding his alcoholism. It’s almost…

Yeah you don’t get to cry about “Russophobia” when Russia is brutally invading a country, sorry asshole.

I can understand why they would do this. They are next door to Ukraine. They are NATO’s gate to supplying Ukraine with defensive weapons and aid. No doubt there are members of CDPR who are related to Ukrainians who have been killed or displaced. Why economically support a country who is killing your neighbours?

To be clear, this guy wasn’t just creating modchips for homebrew. He was involved in maintaining and supporting huge pirated ROM libraries for use with those modchips, and selling paid custom firmware (“SX OS”) that allowed access to those ROM libraries. It was estimated that Team Xecuter was raking in tens of…

I dunno who at Hyundai thought not wiring the back window and using a starter-only immobilizer was a good idea, but they just made their brand look like a big ol’ pile of crap. If I lose my key, I have to pay a few hundred to program a new fob, when some kid can just bust into it with a butterknife for nothing.

He was already fairly buff. He got lean.

sir, this is an Arby’s

I will not attempt to convince you to like mayo. The damage has clearly already been done, and you’re one of many. The sad fact is, mayonnaise has been turned into inedible extruded glop by the exigencies of modern mass production. And America, never a place to halfway commit to a bad idea, made it a thousand times…

And you’re right. Gillibrand got on a high-horse and (a) knocked off a potential competitor on a 2020 ticket and (b) got the one Democrat most of America liked kicked out for a joke.

Yeah but the Franken thing was cynical, right wing hit job that took advantage of liberal sensibilities to get rid of one of our own.

Northern too. Idk wtf in this article.

People who use leaf blowers or lawn mowers before noon on a weekend need to be beaten.

Yes, it would have been better.

These are the guys math problems warned us about...