Aaron Hernandez was fucked up long before he got to New England. From his time in Florida:

This was strike two. Landis already put his hands on the girl a couple months ago, and while it isnt clear if the father knew about it, my guess is he did since there was a court case. Coming back later and threatening to kill her, after everything that happened, knowing her father was right there is just asking for…

Everyone who works for ICE look like they just came from a KKK Pancake Breakfast.

In other words... this is the 2017 nominee for Dad of the Year. Where can I donate to his legal defense?

Alright, because you said countries...just making sure. Anyway, as someone who lives in Houston where we’re still cleaning up, it definitely isn’t just poor places that get hit. But it is the poor in the places that do get hit that get hit the hardest.

You know that uh, Puerto Rico is part of the United States right?

Ladies and gentlemen, here is a trick for you if you ever want to get mad out of the blue. Pull up an old interview of of 44. It doesn’t matter what the subject of the interview is - it can be anything and watch a President answer questions by giving substantive answers. Not once will you hear him say the words…

I miss not being embarrassed by the president.

Trump is going to send America a dick pic.

In many places, this is exactly how white poverty is discussed.

I knew a guy in Ft Lauderdale who sued Chryslerghini because the interior of his Diablo wasn’t weatherproof. Two inches of water in it everytime it rained.

Get your ass on a used naked Ducati and start living life wondering why it won’t start!

Posters, pzuzzles - pfft! Posers, the lot o’ ya. I had a plastic scale model. Took me a month to build (all the instructions were in Japanese). It was over 1 ½ feet long, and gorgeous. Black with white seats.

The battery thing isn’t really a new vs old car thing. Lots of modern cars just have them just sitting in the engine compartment. It’s just a trying too hard to find weird things, thing.

I love when Doug makes an insane point about a mundane feature that’s in 99% of other cars.

Live shot of Countach fanboys driving to this comment section

I had a copy of this a couple of years back. I found it during one of my thrift store visits for $1.91 complete. Being a WWII buff and lusting over these games when I was in HS in the late 70s I bought it.

At some point in a gearhead’s life, we mature beyond the posters of supercars and top trumps specs, and realize that there will always be something faster, something more expensive, something sleeker. That’s when we turn into Torchinsky and start looking for weird instead of exotic.