Would be nice if you included a transcript of the excerpt that was actually in the Ram ad for those of us who missed the ad and can’t watch with sound at work. That way we could compare what was in the ad vs what else was in the speech.

Minor typo:

It’s fucked up and I doubt enough of you will get the reference but... just in case, this is all I could think about when I read this:

I’m white and had... um... different results...

I dunno, I’m white and I’ve been using dove for only a week and I couldn’t be happier with the results.

Ok I’m not a black gay or bisexual man or a black heterosexual woman and I don’t have AIDS. But... how... is this legislation a good thing?

I’m a outspoken Michael Harriot hater. But this, this is a good piece.

You know... if the police report was just like... “Yeah we found a little pocket knife after-the-fact but to be honest I didn’t see if he had pulled it out or not. What had happened was he shoved me pretty hard while he was running away and I got mad and was afraid he might actually get away. I initially meant to grab…

I think it does make you an accessory to racism, especially when it’s such an unbelievably clear example like one you describe here. “Oh yeah I’d love to but I can’t cause my dad hates black people.” It almost sounds like your friend is poorly using his dad as a weak excuse to cover up for his own racism. That’s nuts…

Stay tuned for Adam Ruins Emily Ruins Adam Ruins Everything!

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.

Putin always has an angle.

ACAB

Do y’all actually follow Joy Reid on Twitter tho? I’ve been following her for a minute and I have to say, this is nothing. I mostly like her on TV but she’s been on a non-stop twitter rant since forever.

I know exactly what they are, what they smell and taste like. I know enough to give the heaviest of eye rolls to the bit about “freaking” it. And I know that, regardless of your skin color, you should all stop smoking that country ass garbage. Let’s be real them things are disgusting.

...with yo country ass. Sorry, Ugly God just started playing in my head.

The number is 1,338. One thousand three hundred thirty-eight white people would have to die before America would give one (1) damn. That figure was calculated under the assumption that a pretty white woman would count as two (2).

Uh, I’ll take the money. All the money. THEN I’ll get behind the fire his ass bandwagon. But I want that money back first.