Unfortunately, this system was designed by Lucas, the Prince of Darkness. 

Use the “Trampoline Heavy” rocket! 

I hate these. But especially this one. I love your articles and videos. There is nothing quite like them. Your perspective is unique and funny. 

Those must have failed hard on the French market. How could they withstand French bumper-style parking? 

 Did you mention the wrong-way taillights?

Shut-up and take my money! 

“a medical experiment”? This is established science. There are good reasons why people who travel across large distances in a country shouldn’t be allowed to spread disease far and wide, causing death to some and great expense to everyone.

Tasty times, how about the propane tanker passing by? 

The interior of those Camaros was so cheap, like Chevettes. Felt every crack and bump like a Pinto. So disappointing. Beauty is really skin-deep sometimes.

Gas engines are doomed, about time

How about an option for French-style rotary rules? I don’t want my signal lights to operate unless I like the other drivers. Is that an option?

Get a Subaru Outback or Forester like everybody else here. Awesome AWD, great clearance 8.5", and low center of gravity boxer engine. Two Subarus in 8 years, no problems. 

I don’t know what the ads were thinking but it seems like ‘code’ for thicker metal panels than imports and more insulation. Like “weight” is symbolic for receiving more for your money. I remember my Dad talking about how “thin” the body panels were on our 1972 Corolla. I loved all the cool features of the car, he…

Thanks for nothing Sonos. I’ll never consider purchasing a Sonos device again.

This is a simple value judgment. A Tesla without a battery is completely worthless. Can’t say the same for a $40,000 car with a “broken” gas tank.

Push-button ignition was good enough for Willy’s Jeeps. 

Done and d0ne. 

Roll Coal for Florida!!! Let’s loosen up Thwaite’s Glacier and give the People of Florida what they want!! Git’er done! 

I know! Right?  If someone is spitting AIDS all over the crowd, what are the regs? Screw it, spread AIDS.

Texas companies need to confine their toxic spills to Texas, they like that stuff.