Good news, my kids will have less competition on the global job market. It’ll be fun when these half-educated Texas kids try to tell Siemens, IBM, Apple, Microsoft, you name it, that they don’t have to know nothing about cultural sensitivity. They’ll explain to HR about their intense love of “southern heritage” as…

That’s funny!

Thank you for this Metric System propaganda. The “Karmen” line is 100km, or 60+whatever miles. The 50 mile line is just as valid and convenient. 

Hang a “Made by China” sign on it, people will get the point

That was pretty cool. You’re doing the right thing. Keep the scope broad yet “Jalopnik”. Otherwise it’s just reviews, etc. Culture deserves it’s place also.

All Ford Drivers are Fearless! 

The photo of Vice President in Converse sneakers seem disrespectful to me. Why chose this look? 

Hmmm.. last time it was a Kia.. https://jalopnik.com/florida-men-haul-off-stolen-utility-pole-with-a-kia-suv-1814080921

So when Barrett is greeted as a stupid rascist cunt, we can agree this isn't hostile, just a fact

Jason Torchinsky has finished the flat circle to 1920. Lets get it right this time.

Unofficial trash recepticles

You propose to kill the population of one borough of NYC as some argument about a bunch of Typhoid Clowns spreading disease? What's your name, OBL? 

Canadians need to teach these illegals a lesson. Detain their children in cages and send the illegals back without them. 

I used to carry my Old Town Canoe on my Yugo. It was longer than the Yugo. But we could float the Yugo pretty well when we flipped it over.

Tesla is getting pretty boring.  I like where Porsche is headed 

Tesla, sell your cars to science denying fascists. I thought I was working towards a Tesla but I'll go Toyota.  

4x8 behind the seat in a car? Yeah

You paid to stick your head in someone's face? I would blow snots into a tissue all flight

I like the solution of him pointing his air vent towards the front of his personal space, down her back. Personally, I couldn’t be comfortable sticking my hair in someone’s face when they could not recline themselves. There is some sadism in that. Our casino economy dictates they pay the same price but she wins and he…

Your deeply held aesthetic is truly inspirational. Kennedy should have turned to trump university scholars like yerself.