Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!

Florida beat him by a day. 

Tony Siragusa.

Read “Booger Mobile” thought it was a Jalopnik cross-post

His wife knew but apparently didn’t share that information with him.

Was Urban aware of the beating firsthand? 

Imagine Dragons is a cancer that destroys everything they touch. Ironically, it’s a cancer that can only be cured by continuing to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol, guzzle coffee, and live a generally unhealthy/dangerous life.

I think it’s unfair to categorize their defense as below average when they have 2 young kids that the rest of the league would love to have as the future faces of the fanchise. Jones and Werenski could be the next Weber/Suter and they could be great building blocks for 4-5 years if they can sign them to bridge deals,…

From hell’s heart! Dagger! 

We live in a society...

Dude, like, the dumpster is, like, democracy. And the dead whale is, like, the American people.

Screw cremation, just do this with my corpse when I die.

Still can’t believe the Knicks signed the forklift to a max contract. 

*Starts reading*

True story - what’s even sadder for that beer vendor is that his job doesn’t even provide enough to allow him to go back to his home in Kansas to visit his father. His dad had to use some of his retirement savings to travel to Landover just to be able to see his boy.

“I don’t want to get into all that.”

I didn’t know Davis was Irish.

Pete Carroll can’t resist a good inside job. 

Living as close to Buffalo as I do, yet in a different country, I often wonder if any Trump Supporters or Bills fans are literate.

Barstool, however? Not a chance.

Not the first time someone fucked up at the US Open.