Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

I went to an Arena League game 15 years ago. San Jose Sabercats vs. who the hell knows. It was like a Van Halen concert with a foosball table in the middle.

LeBron’s just like us, wearing the free shirt he got from a work trip.

His spatial reasoning skills are off the charts. I walked facefirst into a wall the other day in my own home.

This is like going to a circle jerk to prove you’re good at masturbating. 

feed her to a bear

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

I think Bartolo finally has a worthy rival for the title of True GOAT.  

As a Lions fan, it’s nice to see them hold onto something for only a split second that’s not a lead for once.

I like this because it reminds us that no matter how rich or successful a professional athlete might become they all started from the same place, being the children of rich, successful professional athletes.

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

or ICOGNITO. We know you are there, idiot.

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

Would bjork.

He’s woefully and painfully undereducated on the topics that are upsetting him, and seems confused about what kind of conversation he even wants to have.

See, it’s funny because the government is doing something awful to children. 

There’s that old Gawker feeling.

“I don’t do crack.”

Maybe Trump’s going to pardon him for being a Muslim. Or just for being black.