My favorite Madden story — hell, favorite video game story — was my girlfriend (now wife) clowning a roommate of mine.

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

I think this campaign is going to miss a little wide right as well.

For the record, Vanbiesbrouck is actually best remembered for inexplicably still being the starting Rangers goalie in NHL 94, forcing me to manually bench him for Richter every time I played.

Northern Ontario is more or less Northern Florida only with moose instead of alligators.

Imagine being older than 15 and describing yourself as a “stoolie” unironically. It’s breathtaking.

I confess, I very much like his schtick of making fun of, well, people who would have commented over at PFT.

Laura, good article, you bring up really solid points and I 100% agree with you.

He’s just a modern-day Mickey Mantle without the knee injury and the drinking, playing in the vicinity of the nation’s second-biggest media market. Boring.

Children keep dying so their parents can own deadly toys that make them feel safe.

Oh and: It’s a *sex* reveal party. The gender is up to the kid. #woke

He probably shouldn’t have married a belly-itcher.

Our gender reveal was when our doctor went, “Yeah, it’s a girl.” We then took a picture of the ultrasound to my dad, when we had dinner at Olive Garden together. I’m not saying I’m the greatest American alive, but it would probably be fitting.

I agree. At the last one I was at I yelled very loudly that we were just celebrating a meaningless distinction of a social construct.

What if she wasn’t really pregnant and the ball was full of cash and happiness?

Associate Justice Samuel Alito writes, “a more direct affront to state sovereignty is not easy to imagine,”

Hey some of us have other types of jobs that we don’t do

Woah, a guy the Habs misused going on to success elsewhere? Never heard that before.

That joke knocks you Downapeg.

It’s going to be absolutely nuts here this Saturday! Biggest party in the city of all time and keeps getting bigger after each game. Not just inside the rink, outside there were guys walking around in full goalie gear (all white) chugging beers, a dude in a full Aliens Xenomorph costume, Jets flags everywhere! As…