Let’s be honest, how much do you *really* want to know about punting?

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

“Wait, we can just coach our teammates and not use a coach? Why didn’t I think of that?”

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

Carrying on the fine Russian tradition of doing well at the Olympics only when no one else shows up.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Don’t be a dick- who among us haven’t run out of black printer ink before?

Luke Falk, QB, WSU: “Too soft, has empathy, lacks killer instinct. May become locker room divider.”

Discussing the extreme hyper masculinity of football in a negative light is a topic that needs to be brought up more often.

As a Minnesotan I have no absolutely zero beef with Winnipeg. The drinking age is 18 in Manitoba, and if you’re from Minnesota and DIDN’T make a trip up to Thunder Bay (or make the full haul to Winnipeg for a weekend), you weren’t livin’.

During my extensive research for this blog, I discovered that the Winnipeg Free Press’s advice column is truly lit.

Should’ve come out in a cover Tua.

Since Trump was in attendance there were actually two soft flanks.

Better than a new U2 album.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

TBH, there were already a lot of ways to compare Ty Cobb to the tweets of a lot of these people.

I also linked to said Ringer article and cited it by name and author. It’s almost as if our readers and theirs aren’t the same!

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?