As a Jew, I would wear that hat every day.

She was at “Cook Out”. As an ardent fan of Cook Out over the past 10 years, when you need a Cook Out milkshake, you just have to get it. No matter the time. This is 100% completely understandable.

“Their” franchise player. There is literally nobody more important on the Sabres roster right now, which is the general definition of a franchise player.

*takes shot of Wild Turkey 101*

http://gizmodo.com/gary-johnson-wants-to-fight-for-your-right-to-vape-1787466843

Typical Trump supporter Tom Brady hates browns.

The Blue Cross Comedy Tour isn’t so funny.

I absolutely love when people don’t read the article, and the comment they make is literally mentioned in the first sentence. Well done. +1

He did. Or are you telling me to try Noosa?

wait, didn’t he say he got a free noosa? in the first sentence? and that it was tasty?

I second this counterpoint.

Counterpoint: No.

Listen pal. Why don’t you shut your ass up. Shut up your ass. Take that ass.. that plump, peach ass. ... that beautiful ass. And shut it up.. bring the ass over here, to me.. and I’ll shut that gorgeous thing up for you.. that great great ass.. you shut it up, you hear me?

He has 5 jobs and works his ass off

I would expect this kind of story if it was, like, a one-legged player who somehow managed his way through fire-breathing monsters and then nutmegged Ronaldo and THEN Bale.

The horror! An adult drank a beer in front of the childr-...er, in front of...

Oh yeah, she sure can sympathize. Being denied a cake for your wedding is totally the same as being murdered by cop.

I don’t even have a joke. That was awesome. Hope he’s not punished for it

That was fantastic.