Nope. When I was in the army we said locked and loaded. Never heard anyone say cocked and loaded. Maybe that's the navy?

The period key is right next to the slash key you keep hitting.

"Highly" Offensive? By who? Gypsies? I'll stop using it when one complains to me. This world is starting to fill with over sensitive pussies looking for something to be upset about.

Great. Now the Navy's insurance rates are going to go up.

Exactly!

Yes - I'm in the same boat. Sprint's data service sucks. When it works, it works well. Unfortunately, data service is so spotty and unpredictable it's impossible to know whether you'll have good speeds or not. I've never had issue with their voice service, but then again - I don't use it that much. As soon as my…

What would your answer be if the question was "Who raped you?"

Nope.

Only the biggest of pussies would spend one minute worrying about the appropriateness of this badge. Grow some, Sally.

Talk about being anal retentive! Potty trained at gun point?

Waahhh. Please stop using a service that you pay for because we're too lame to figure out how to do something that was being done decades before GPS existed. (That would be data service, I know no one pays for using Twitter, but some monkey will try to mention it anyway. Take that, monkey!)

Looks like any other factory job to me. Not sure why people find this so fascinating.

Roku. Two of them, even.

Reading comprehension problem? The author said it was working fine for him.

Not me. I just use the local over-the-air broadcast for that.

I suspect an Chinese to English translation snafu with hilarious results.

No sir. The iPhone was announced Jan. 2007 and released June 2007. The Android SDK was released on November 2007. The first Android phone wasn't released until September 2008.

Yeah, but think of how wet you'll get when you're laying on the ground because you were running in the rain like a dumb ass and slipped.

All those in favor of equality for lefties raise your right hand!