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I live in one of the citys safer neighborhoods, and I dont walk my dog at night without constantly looking over my shoulder,

In light of WikiLeaks’s involvement in this election cycle, I highly doubt her sentence will be commuted any time soon. Even though the information she released has nothing to do with the election (obviously, having be in prison for the last six years), Manning’s leaked documents really put WikiLeaks on the map.

The White Sox fan on staff is yelling about how you never trade for 2B prospects. The Red Sox fan on staff is just giggling at his desk. The asshole Nationals fans on staff were whining this morning about giving up prospects for an actual dominant workhorse starter, and they deserve to never win anything ever.

A feminist wants any woman to do whatever she wants to in her life as long as she doesn’t hurt anyone else. If a lady wants to wear a burka, let her.

For you, being trapped in a hotel in North Dakota during a blizzard in subzero temperatures will be a story you tell for the rest of your life. For midwesterners, it was Tuesday.

How long have you been carrying that chip on your shoulder? It seems heavy.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

Lena, Lena, Lena:

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

Did you just all lives matter me

I should probably more often text men that I am in fact staying home to masturbate.

Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

Counterpoint: No.

Great. No one cares.

Is there a single movie on his resume John Goodman has not improved immensely?

I am strongly in favor of all political reporting being done in high school gossip girl fashion from now on, thanks!

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I’m getting the feeling Will Arnett doesn’t have to work to hard to get into character when playing a total doucebag.

Pretty sure her storyline, including her connection to the Dothraki, has been in place since the whole thing started. Stahp.