I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”
robinyearone
robinyearone
Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.
It’s too bad Jeff Fisher won’t be around to see the Titans name all those draft picks captains against the Rams in 2-3 years.
I’ll never cease to be amazed by how quickly people forget that superdelegates jumped ship from Clinton to Obama in 2008 once it became clear that he was winning.
There’s no conspiracy. If Bernie were actually winning (or if he manages some major upsets in the next few big primaries) more superdelegates would join his…
“My belt holds up my pants. My pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”
- Mitch Hedberg
Her attorney is garbage.
oh, good, i was just waiting for you to tell us what you think of a religion you’re not a part of. thank god you’re here with your hot take straight out of ninth grade social studies.
Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.
KYLE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?
who is that cross-eyed goober
Yes Ron
When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…
I’m probably being a huge asshole but I have trouble understanding how the non-custodial parents not paying child support are the victims here.
Or nah.
Goose Gossage: [watches Jose Bautista video]
One that gets paid even if he/she loses.