I did a reverse Becky/Karen today! O yes I did!

Right? I’d rather take my chances with the virus than this dystopian murder house.

Han är en hottie

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

Now I’m curious, what about George Washington’s butt pillow?

I’m happy to say that with the re-edits, despite Sherry Pie’s presence, I am still able to enjoy the show.  Leslie should be a guest judge on every show there is on TV.

However, reports about Grégoire Trudeau’s illness mobilized an entire country to take better care of itself...

Interesting that he had a stent placed. I figured his last chest pains were bullshit, but they don’t put in stents for no reason. Now will pray for whatever actual heart problems he has to be cured so he can spend many many many years rotting in prison where he belongs.

I mean - no. That person will never feel better because when you spend your entire day trolling people on the internet you turn off your computer and you’re left alone with all of the shit you put out into the world. I feel sorry for them. Their life is very small and sad.

They’re probably not generous lovers, no.

Doesn’t look good, but let’s be honest, if he really wanted to hurt them, he would’ve called the cops on them.

In Buffalo there is a morning zoo radio show that does a call-in guessing game named “Ohio, Florida, or Texas”. They read the news story, you have to guess the state. 

Being evil AF can really age a person. By the same logic, I guess this means Paul Rudd spends his off days helping old ladies cross the street and rescuing animals. 

Footage of the “Prison Consultant”:

I’ll take what I can get these days.

Harvey Weinstein is a piece of shit and I'd love to kick that walker right out from under his fat, decrepit body.

Thank you! It’s not a spelling mistake. It doesn’t need a sic!

The authors and their publisher are using the hashtag #ragebakers and registered ragebakers.com because ragebaking.com was already owned by Tangerine Jones. There’s no way they were unaware of her work considering the amount of due diligence done to avoid infringement.

Someone once told me: Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.

I read it that kylie is now dating a white accountant.