I’d say we should eat the rich, but I’m reasonably certain he would taste like Axe body spray.

This drunk bitch.

“For those that want to claim mental illness, I am calling your bullshit right here and now.”

well, I can’t fault a guy for not getting along with a couple of Scientologists, one of whom is a rapist

Knives Out was badly written? You really want to criticize someone else's writing?

The best example of a man who can do both (facial hair and no facial hair) is Chris Evans. Also known as Best Chris. Cheekbones and jawline of a god, but can grow a mighty fine beard.

I’m for prison abolition except for white collar crime. Basically, just serial killers and white collar criminals in jail together.

The masks that prevent HIV go on your dick, numbnuts.

I am also not crying at Carrie’s sweet, sweet face millimeters from bursting into laughter at something either Mark or Harrison said. 

I am NOT CRYING at that picture of Billie’s little nugget wearing a Princess Leia crocheted hat.  It’s allergies.  I took a Claritin.  

Ex-actly.  We all checked to see if it was Joan, and...sure enough... 

Good God, you're right! I guess my head was too full of socialism and free abortions to think clearly.

Condolences to Her Majesty. No matter what you think of the monarchy, it’s shattering to lose your spouse.

tube top short short onesies?—that were all the rage at the time (they were velour, held up by an elastic...

long lines tend to happen in densely populated areas. Densely populated areas tend to vote democrats. Therefore it’s helping democrats, so it’s a crime.

Oh and also, your entire law system is garbage for letting this type of thing even be possible.

Loretto is a not for profit, 501(c)(3) organization serving relatively poor neighborhoods including Austin, West Garfield Park, and North Lawndale. According to their own documentation* the median household income in that area is under $30,000, the poverty rate is over 30%, and the childhood poverty rate approaches…

“Sam Smith, who is non-binnary”

“For good measure, Duckworth quipped that she—a woman who lost both legs in combat—likely dances better than Tucker”

Morgan Fairchild still looks great!

My great grandma wore a burgundy dress with an amazing hat as well. My mom (as a girl) asked her why she didn’t have a white dress and my great grandma’s response was to wink and say, “Maybe I wasn’t a virgin?” She was such a fun, sassy lady. She swore to my grandparents she wouldn’t live to see 2000. She died 11:30pm…