Laura Ingraham compared her to Stephen King’s Children of the Corn

Because they "adopted" her illegally 

Missing from your list: PIVOT!!!!

While Ross was a terrible character, David Schwimmer was a deeply underrated physical comedian upon re-watch.

Andrew should smile more! He’d be more pleasing to the eye without the resting bitch face! And he should go to jail!

Yeah so Jagmeet Singh seems to have great ideas but literally was not a federal politician until after he became party leader and that was through a byelection. So he’s definitely not ready. And as much as it’d be great for the Greens to hold some power, Elizabeth May is too preoccupied with holding her individual seat…

Ok so what fucks me up with this is that Andrew Scheer has candidates that have expressed outwardly bigoted sentiment, apologized, and he says its cool they didn’t mean it. Now the PM is revealed to have done the same and that poor judgement is intolerable. 

Just for the record, one of his opponents recently set up a billboard telling people to “Say No to Mass Immigration,” and has repeatedly posed for pictures with racist groups and a Holocaust denier.

I just heard my manager run away behind me...

Aegon My Face

I feel like if Golden Girls is representative of your actual childhood experience, you’ve hopefully grown up cooler than someone who gets mad at news like this.

I’ve read in many places that the Queen actually enjoys seeing herself depicted in movies and on TV, but how would anyone know this? Aside from Philip, maybe. I can’t imagine her wandering through the stables with a groom and saying casually to them, “I don’t suppose you saw Helen Mirren playing me in ‘The Queen,’…

The best horror sequel is, as always, Wes Craven’s New Nightmare. It’s a horror film about making a horror film, starring the actual actress who starred in the original horror film being terrorized by the monster from that horror film. It’s so meta, it’s amazing.

Gary Busey.

Prince Andrew was in cahoots with a known pedophile, but he’s not a WOC so who cares? Let’s demonize Meghan for her nice wardrobe and the parties that her multi-millionaire friends throw for her at their own expense.

Ugh.  “Kelly Clarkson successfully negotiated a schedule to allow her an appropriate work-life balance.”  There I fixed it. 

Leslie is my everything.

I found the white bootlicker!

Mr. Robinson’s. Neighborhood.