How about Steve meeting the Red Skull when he returns the Soul stone?

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I swear I remember “diva” as being code for “wouldn’t sleep with someone important” in Hollywood...

Here's a puppy in his arms, will that do? 

Didn’t Adele just announce her split from her husband? Is she really engaged again?

I totally read that as Eric Dane from Grey’s Anatomy. Huh. This just got way less interesting. I was totally picturing all the books in his arms and now I’m really disappointed.

Weird that there’s no mention of Weevil in this article. His attempt to go legit, and the way the town refuses to let him, was the most striking thing to me about the movie. It was heartbreaking to see him return to the PCH life at the end.  

I teared up watching this. I didn't realize how badly I needed to see people being not shitty this week. 

It looks terrible. I’ll be seeing it opening week-end.

Oh...it’s been realized.

but judging by the fact that they actually go back to that wretched place, given what they went through as kids, they should probably call themselves The Fools

Because of course, you can’t possibly be in a long-term sexual relationship with a woman of color and still be both incredibly racist, and incredibly misogynistic:

Nevah Lost.

My most vivid memory of seeing Titanic in theaters (with my mom chaperoning a gaggle of 11 year old girls, obvs) is when the boat first starts to sink and shit is falling over the place and my mom loudly exclaimed, “Oh no, they’re breaking all of those beautiful dishes!”

One of my favorite things to do when people use dog whistles like that is to play dumb as fuck. A friend of a friend’s sister commented that she didn’t like how “dark” her neighborhood has gotten and I was pretending I thought she was talking about street lamps. This went on for ages and she kept getting increasingly…

Stephen, you coulda borrowed this one for Kellyanne. It sums up her and her ridiculous comments.

But unlike the rest of the sculptures that compromise the privately funded City of Presidents project,

...when Sara Connor goes after Dyson in Terminator 2.

Yes! I miss “The Best Place to Eat” reviews and the infamous Mozzarella Sticks article. Ashley is a perfect successor! This was a great review, and the pictures and captions are fabulous.

Speaking as a Canadian, never even heard of Heath. But the omission of Skor blizzards is either a regionalism or a firing-level blunder.