They've kept all four Obamas safe for almost 8 years despite their Keystone Kops antics.

I just love him and his massive muscles. I bet he’s an excellent cuddler.

When I was sixteen I made a dumb choice and I got railroaded for it. Four months of boot camp, then I was adjudicated and the original jurisdiction court wanted to put me on probation as well. I ended up moving before my sentencing so my case got transferred to a new jurisdiction and a new judge. Wolf reminds me of…

You’re 100% right and I retract my nomination

Absolutely not. We her, and need more people like her, in lower courts, where day-to-day decisions get made.

When you sit in a court of law day in and day out, it’s easy to forget that your litigants are human beings with lives outside of the justice system. Good on Judge Wolf for not forgetting and for not being afraid to sometimes let common sense prevail over the black letter law. She is a credit to the bar.

I wore overalls to work today so I have absolutely no room to judge anyone’s sartorial choices.

God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

I would not touch a thing in that place until it had been tented and fumigated for at least a month.

#LifeGoals

Stories like these are why I avidly read Pictorial.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Trump has openly stated that he would not rule out a database for Muslims which means, at the very least, he’d consider it. He also talked about “...a lot of systems” “...beyond databases”. Tracking members of a society is always the beginning of something more sinister and, sometimes, outright fascism.

Any time I see black laquered anything and gold, I wonder if there was ever a time when it didn’t look tacky and gaudy.

Also, that creature feature is all wrong. Here is what they should’ve shown:

Sprite: what you buy when the store doesn’t have your brand of ginger ale.

Netflix loves nipples.

Why are the wasting their time on sangria when there are mojitos to be consumed? Idiots.

Something about this is sooooooo funny to me. It’s like having a whole crew of clueless dads following you around, not as subtle as they think they are.