Whalen Jennings?

“because of her race and national origin as a Non-Hispanic individual who was not a fluent and native Spanish-speaker.”

Seeing “I Texted...” with an arrow pointing to an eggplant made me think Tyler Henry is a lot naughtier than his bow-tied persona makes it seem.

When have we reached Peak Trump? When a nuclear exchange happens because The Donald and Putin got into a Twitter fight about who had the hottest supermodel trophy wife. That’s when we’ll have reach Peak Trump.

Actually he would have said, “Somebody get this skirt ‘otta here!”

Hey, he held back. You know that what he really wanted to say was, "shut up you dumb broad. A man is talking."

Her boss’ problem isn’t with her clothes, it’s with her skin tone.

But how can I judge and insult this woman for her bravery with all these pesky faaaaaaaaaaaaacts dammit

I unexpectedly became teary-eyed and started sobbing at the thought that this woman, who was born before universal suffrage, lived long enough to cast votes for the first female major party candidate. Then Bernie Sanders’s brother cast a single vote for his brother as he emotionally spoke of their parents and I…

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

My grandmother was 89 when she passed away a month ago and in hospice at the end when she was starting to be pretty unaware and we knew it would be over soon we just went ahead and told her Hillary had been elected and my grandmother, the lifelong democrat who went back to college in her 40s, was so happy. So we need…

I won't lie, I teared up when she cast her votes.

I want her on the Supreme Court one day. LIFETIME APPOINTMENT OR GTFO

More election season Shade Court! We’re looking at what could possibly be the shadiest election ever.

Starred for the effort, results, and all the sarcasm that actually did inform me. Thanks.

Like Ritz?

I have often found that people who say offensive shit then shout “freedom of speech!” Have no idea what it actually means. Just like they don’t get the whole book of Leviticus but quote it pretty regularly. Also they’ll never understand what it means if you try to explain it to them because they refuse to understand…

Ok, but can you bring the doll to a restaurant?