On the one hand, I am never against more cats for any reason. On the other hand, definitely do keep sharing your crimes on social media, as it makes it marginally easier to catch and convict said crimes. I’m mostly here for that cat puking rainbows though. So cute.

I’m into it, even though Joey was the wooooooooorst.

I notice the Katie Holmes breakup comes suspiciously hot on the heels of Josh Jackson’s separation announcement.........hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

You’ve Got Tweets

new life goals:

I love Bette too — this song just never took to me. Then again, I watched my VHS of Bette Midler as Mama Rose in the 1993 “Gypsy” TV movie so many times that it broke, so take that for what you will.

The vision of Prince and Bowie watching Happy Days on a couch and doing impressions of The Fonz just warmed my soul so hard.

“Summers, you drive like a spaz!” is still my favorite line.

Slightly OT, but I have been rewatching BTVS (again) and I noticed the saddest detail that had somehow previously escaped me. In The Body, there’s a scene where sad Giles sits down alone in his apartment with a drink. What I had never noticed is that he is listening to the exact song that is playing in the scene…

TWICE!!!

I am SO SAD that this is the closest I could find to a gif of her pulling out her gum and handing it to Buffy... but I think it’s still pretty close.

“It’s so Juice Newton!”

I think it’s interesting that 21st Century Fox is waiving the NDAs. Looks like they are really trying to get rid of him.

These women are badasses.

I have learned a lesson here, if someone wants to keep my passport, get the hell out straight away

I recently bought a pair a pale blue chinos before I realized they fucking match my skin tone.

I was flying from New York back to California from my grandmothers funeral. I had a lot of sadness and conflicted feelings because we had been very close when I was younger and then didn’t see eye to eye on anything as an adult. I took a xanax and sat back for what I thought would be a calm flight home. A business man…

Just tonight I was walking through Manhattan when I saw an image walking out of a hotel. It was an image of an older man all dressed in white surrounded by other ghouls. I froze in my tracks as the ghost got closer, then as it approached me I saw that it was just Donald trump in his Klan outfit.

Oooh, I like this. Bird berets! Fish fez! Ferret fedoras! Chinchilla chupallas!