fuck man now i want tortilla soup with waffles for dessert :(

My crush on Adrian Brody’s magnificent nose is now gone.

But then it gets too quiet and you’re like great which wall am I repainting this week.

It's like he's teaching a master class on how to be a total douchebag.

Ugh, some of the comments here reek of “she was asking for it.” Who cares if she’s a gold digger and posed semi-nude at the encouragement of her rich then-boyfriend and probably has a reprehensible personality? Still doesn’t excuse Chris Matthews being a pig. Why has the attention turned back to her when the person…

We aren’t talking about First Lady cred. Posing half nude or even being a fucking prostitute does not allow Chris Matthews’ leering at her on national television!

No.

Naturopaths can do good but in conjunction with actual doctors. It’s called complimentary medicine for a reason and idiots like these give those of us, who believe naturopaths have a role to play alongside medical doctors, a bad name.

Yeah, so you can be killed by a woods-dwelling survivalist psycho in peace.

really? #notallmen is your response?

Get the fuck outta here with your #notallmen apologia. The reason why a minority of men can get away with such spectactularly bad behavior is that the rest of us participate in power structures that ensure that they don’t suffer any consequences for it. Nobody gets a pass for not being actively sexist in a patriarchal…

There’s a made-for-TV version with Bette Midler that is awesome. It used to be on Netflix.

Note to self: Do not piss off Patti Lupone.

something vile did happen.

I LOVED Gordon Korman, although I haven’t read any of the books listed in the post. But I read and reread the copies of the books my library did have — Don’t Care High, Son of Interflux, A Semester in the Life of a Garbage Bag — and laughed until I cried every single time.

This has always been one of the more bonkers Grimm fairytales. Where is my 12 Dancing Princesses movie? Or the Goose Girl? Or on the insane side, Mary’s Child, or the super crazy one where that dwarf gets turned into a squirrel for four years?

Here comes Peter Cottontail

My husband and I rented a car in Seattle a few weeks ago and drove it to Vancouver. It wasn't until we arrived that we realized the rental company forgot to clean out a bag of weed from the car, thereby creating drug mules out of us. The woman on the phone had the gall to ask if I still had it in my possession, as if…

Then I must be a horrible human being because after I looked through the article to make sure she was still alive. I laughed. Hard. And then forwarded the article to several people.