Emadi was put on the human rights sanctions list by the European Court of Justice in 2013. The sanction was upheld in December 2015, meaning he’s unable to travel to Europe and any assets he has there have been frozen.

She’s definitely had some open-stomach surgery.

Are you Canadian? I had a little flashback when Jimmy was in the latest X-Files episode.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

“You’re not handsome, you’re not cool”

Blake Shelton and Gwen Stefani have asked Blac Chyna to be the egg donor.

My father accidentally ran into Trump in the early 90s and said it was hard to not punch him in the face, he just exuded an air of douchery.

No you should, the lesson is to not exploit or undervalue anyone who helps you get closer to realizing your vision.

...but as a man, you don’t GET to have one.

The only time this happened to me I was on a flight to Korea and had the window, while a kindly old Korean woman had the isle. We exchanged pleasantries (nods, es she didn’t speak much english) and I silently helped her untangle her earphones. After the plane took off and we both realized there was no one to sit…

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

ALL of these rules, but especially this:

Good. Better: when he’s behind bars.

I’m really enjoying the new kit-kat focus ‘round here

For all the folks thinking the Bat is rubbin’ one out: Really?!?
This is the BATMAN! His PARENTS are DEAD!

I am uncomfortable with how attracted I am to Aaron Tveit dressed as a high schooler.

Now he eats humble pie.

As a Canadian, I wanna know more about this supposed Canadian school. Is it billingual? Where is it located? How much does Native magic features in the curriculum? Does it have an ice-based version of Quidditch? I need answers!!!

Awesome article. One small quibble.