Fucking Hell. I’m thinking it’s time to join Maple Match as a freaking humanitarian gesture.

I also thought he was james Franco, not Justin Theroux

I think we’ll see him in the solo Solo movie - like Han did something really bad to him, and he’s been playing a long game w/Han’s son.

I love that it made the front of CBC news!

Link? I love Royal Docs.

Ok - Plus one for your user name.

Danny Masterson has been fired from the ranch!

I would like this boozy cake of which you speak. Now pls?

Dear Mr Harriot

+1 User name!

I assumed this “I believe hate made love to an orange, had a petty-ass baby, and that’s how we got the grapefruit“ was a comment on the conception of Trump. But then I loath both grapefruits - the fruit and the rotting jackal. :)

Counterpoint: The Robert Englund version - so cheesetastically good:

DIBS DIBS DIBS DIBS

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s the Roald Dahl theory in practice:

THANK YOU! I was just wondering that! Has anyone asked the Queen if she’d like her creepy ass dolls back?

Sandra is a goddess, and I wish she’d come to Alberta. I’d love a realtor as honest and blunt as she is

Try Revlon: Really Red, Matte. I find that doesn’t go pink on me, (which is rare)

I have to plug eShakti.com here - I’m short as heck, and they tailor everything to your height, and you can usally adjust the length!

I agree with all of the above, including the avoidance of cleaning.