Ok - Plus one for your user name.

Danny Masterson has been fired from the ranch!

I would like this boozy cake of which you speak. Now pls?

Dear Mr Harriot

+1 User name!

I assumed this “I believe hate made love to an orange, had a petty-ass baby, and that’s how we got the grapefruit“ was a comment on the conception of Trump. But then I loath both grapefruits - the fruit and the rotting jackal. :)

Counterpoint: The Robert Englund version - so cheesetastically good:

DIBS DIBS DIBS DIBS

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It’s the Roald Dahl theory in practice:

THANK YOU! I was just wondering that! Has anyone asked the Queen if she’d like her creepy ass dolls back?

Sandra is a goddess, and I wish she’d come to Alberta. I’d love a realtor as honest and blunt as she is

Try Revlon: Really Red, Matte. I find that doesn’t go pink on me, (which is rare)

I have to plug eShakti.com here - I’m short as heck, and they tailor everything to your height, and you can usally adjust the length!

I agree with all of the above, including the avoidance of cleaning.

That is an underrated movie, just because Mathhew Goode is a delight!

His ‘Brand’? Death threats are bad for his ‘brand’? Being a racist pus-weasel isn’t bad for his ‘brand’?

I don’t think the poll is correct - IIRC, and i may be wrong, but I thought most of the polling was done via calling landlines, so they may only be getting a smaller sample population.

Of course the irony is that this rage is also directed to the white guys who #notallmen. Which, yeah - i get mad at the guys who #notallmen, freely admit that, which means I cannot #notallME, because what kind of hypocrisy is that? Oh wait - that’s the exact hypocrisy this article is about.

Dafuq did i just see?