I do this all the time in team shooters. It’s AMAZINGLY effective. I have seen teams of pubbies kick serious ass when given actual motivation. The trick is not to sound sarcastic or patronizing, but actually be sincere.

Just gonna say this: She doesn’t sound like someone you need in your life. At all. Period. Not for your wedding, or any other day.

What, no mention of the hostile nutsack Gonarch?

Agreed. A lot of ‘totaled’ cars are still perfectly drivable, servicable vehicles. They won’t suddenly fall apart or burst into flames.

This is true. If they said tomorrow.’whoops, looks like it was actually everyone’, I would - to quote the parrot - have a heart attack from Not Surprised.

*checks* Looks like I’m in the lucky half.

Pitch blease. Throw down some Gilbert and Sullivan, and we’ll talk. If you can’t hold the point while belting out Mikado, you should go play with the newbies.

I often sing in matches. I guess it’s only important if you’re pro.

It is also not an acceptable personal lubricant.

... Okay. Go back and read where I say it’s not Pebble sending the notifications.

This isn’t the Pebble app, but the actual Android System saying ‘Pebble is running in the background.’

Seems to be working well.

Ditto, despite it having checked for updates a mere seven hours ago. Yay!

Winston/Donkey Kong reskins. Works both ways.

You would think at some point, someone would, I dunno, use the brake pedal a bit. Go over that hill as gentle as a lamb’s fart, nice and slow. I mean, I get it’s a race, but yeeesh.

My father used auditory signals. Two quick whistles means ‘I want to know where you are’, responded to with either one whistle ‘coming!’ or two ‘over here’.

Gopnna be honest, never been a fan of armored Batman. Sure, maybe sneak something under the suit, but he shouldn’t be a walking tank*. He should be a lithe, agile ninja. Play up the ‘scary maybe not human’ aspect a little to put the fear of the supernatural into the craven criminals. But lugging around that much stuff…

Well, they said ‘five versions of Pac-Man’, so there might have been some of the weird bootleg versions.

It’s a fine tactic in the various ‘Werewolf’ game variants.

That goes into a different problem, the Pirate’s Dilemma.