robinbobcat
RobinBobcat
robinbobcat

Best wait times I ever had was Thanksgiving Day, while it was raining. There was NOBODY. I walked straight into Pirates and got a boat to myself. Picked up a bit after noon and the rain stopped, but was still epic.

Playing the closed alpha of Keystone.

Such a tiny little violin. So very very small. Listen close, and you can hear it playing ‘My Heart Pumps Purple Piss For You’.

If you have time, take off a shirt or jacket, wrap it around your arm to block with. You may get cut, but it’ll help a lot.

Well, that’s what most of them DO wind up playing. But the whole ‘must be LG to be a Paladin’ thing combined with Paladin special abilities... Yeah.

Just remember: Lawful Good does not mean Lawful Stupid.

At the same time, the alignment system gives less-creative players an instant pseudo-personality for their character. They can’t decide what they should do? What Would Chaotic Good Do?

The worst part of this is that this is not the first time this has happened.

Reminds me of the lagtimes I used to get playing the first Quake.

Don’t do drugs in airplane bathrooms, kids!

Okay, gotta say, the BMG clip there? Pretty hilarious. Especially when some git shouts ‘Freebird!’.

So... Something like this, then?

I do love a good Hebrew National dog. Toss on some relish, and I’m good.

“PLEASE HELP, I AM A PANDA AND DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM DOING. THIS IS NOTHING LIKE CHEWING BAMBOO.”

No argument from me, but this dovetails into an important bit of office communication: Sound like whoever makes the decisions.

Show of hands, who wants the title image as actual minis?

I still remember when Valve punished Team Fortress 2 cheaters by NOT giving them a shiny hat. The Cheater’s Lament is my favorite hat.

One thing a lot of folks don’t know about South Park is that the animation isn’t actually 2D. Oh, sure, it is by the time it reaches the screen, but those paper cut-out models are actually clipped to 3D puppets so they can be moved and flip from front to profile views at the right time, that sort of thing. It’s