So... here’s the plan. We just don’t tell him anything.

Yep. My carry-on includes a spare set of underwear, socks, and a shirt, as well as toiletries. Also, cell phone charger, and a washcloth-sized towel (because Douglas Adams). Enough to get through 24 hours.

No no... The Fucktonne is a measurement of volume, while the Fuckton is one of weight. The Fucktonne is a cube, ten fucks on a side.

You’re thinking of the Crapload, a hybrid measurement introduced in the 80's in an attempt to reconcile standardization issues between Fucks and Shits. It never really caught on, except in the landscaping industry.

Ahh, see, here I was under the impression that it was a Verizon exclusive. I may need to look into this.

Yeah, but then you don’t get the ‘get it cheap with new plan’ shindig.

Now if we could just get it for a carrier other than goddamn Verizon...

Hot. Apple. Cider.

Yay!

Eh, I’ll check it out later...

Ahh, yes. I remember now.

You mean... MY RINGTONE? (Okay, last year’s ringtone, whatevs)

Go for the tonsils!

And legs, be fair.

Prophunt is the name, and yes, it’s quite silly. And no, the scenery shifts around a little. But generally, if you get a Capture Point prop, you’re boned... unless you can get up high, as it’s invisible from the bottom.

“How d’you think Brad’s doing?” *incoherent pleading and screaming* “It sounds like he’s doing really well...” *shrieking* “I mean, it’s hard to judge...”

The fun one was StarGlider, where not only the ports were the same, but the DISKS were the same. You could literally use the same disk on both systems.

Ahh... that music... Takes me back. I had the Amiga version, which was... nigh impossible.. but fun!

Hmm! Very efficient.