I dunno... I might be equally excited to drive a Weinermobile around as a Ferrari...

I have to wonder if a law with that many spelling errors is considered valid? I mean, seriously, people. These are the idiots who you chose to represent you? Well congratulations, now everyone thinks your town is full of morons. And people who can’t spell.

Yeah, but good luck finding a bathroom in North Carolina...

Well, I’m not gonna sleep for a week...

Show of hands, who heard this when reading the headline?

One that they missed: do not bend down to pick up a rock or other throwable. This is kind of covered bu the second panel, but it is important to not look small, even for a moment.

Yes. That’s the joke, son. You done good, finding it like that. We’re all proud of you.

I dunno. I like it. I’d drive one. Not sold on the entry mechanism, though. I like doors.

Meh.. let me know when a guy holding a ball catches an infant, then I’ll be impressed.

Tell your boss you need a bigger desk, then.

*motorboating intensifies*

Palm fronds spelling ‘HELP’?! Why didn’t I think of that?

Same here, man.

But... But... The Team Fortress hats are okay, right?

Okay, that was an hour I didn’t really need anyway...

I am reminded of when my local ISP sent out an email, apologizing profusely for their first price hike in nearly seventeen years... Of five dollars.

I... Oh dear...

They have the script before hand, no problem.

Been playing for a while myself. It is a fine game, with loads of nifty content. Me? I main Loki... Unless fighting Corpus, where my Mag will ruin them... Or using Ember to burn out Infested hives... Or... Yeah, there is a lot of ‘here is the mission, bring the right toys’.

What appears to be a dog is actually an elaborate beer flask.