Generally, if you are going to a place to do mayhem to the denizens within, it is a good idea to get to the place enough that your map updates, then Fast Travel to wherever you left your armor, put it on, then FT back.

Hmm.. I rather liked Leon the Professional versus All The Cops.

I have this horrifying thought of hundreds of translucent white spider-babies... Havr you ever seen a spider egg sack hatch?

I think finding stuff is also based on Luck. Have it high, and you’re rolling in stuff.

Know that one as well, just dealt with it last night. Right next to a huge sinkhole, right?

The tunnel is in the sinkhole. Looks lethal, but quite pleasant. Just watch out for the Glowing One.

Well, if it was the South, then you could have ‘All y’all can eat’.

*turns off the TV*

I rather like the Scrambler. A chunky little no-frills bike, for those who want a little fun.

Yep! Got that one myself earlier today.

I have carefully turned Sanctuary into a passable castle. Outer pallisade wall, double doors, inner keep, overlapping fields of fire. Plus food and water production inside the walls, in case ghouls learn siege tactics.

Yes. I have a lot of crystal, gears, and ballistic fibers from stuff that was broken down for other things.

Not sure how you’re doing it - I get my spare resources just fine.

Actually, you do keep the unused bits. I have a lot of ballistic fiber from military-grade duct tape.

Ultimate Werewolf is okay, but I prefer One Night Werewolf. Similar concept, except much shorter, much more inductive logic, and you might not be what character you started out as...

Ultimate Werewolf is okay, but I prefer One Night Werewolf. Similar concept, except much shorter, much more…

Well, if she isn’t a mutant, then my money is on magic. Some mystical ancient squirrel spirit chose her as its avatar, or slept with her mom, or something. Explains the ‘speaking to squirrels’ bit a lot better, too.

Hey! It now has an English language setting!

Good ol’ Bob Ross. The guy is like Xanax in video format. Never boring, just pure soothing comfort television.

The guy in the Donny costume is pretty dead-on, too.

Wow, you can practically smell the ‘buy all our playsets and toys’, can’t ya?