Your ice orbs are no match for the power of the Force...

Damn... Briefly had my hopes up of finally getting to play more than just the first few minutes of Conker’s. My assnoodle roommate traded a bunch of ‘his’ games for weed.

THERE’S SOMETHING ON THE WING!!!

Technically ‘Android’ is a Trait, not a Perk, but yes.

Nice! My only quibble is that the gryphon’s feathers ruffle too much. Way too ‘busy’, and visually distracting.

Ladies vary, obviously, but my last girlfriend was very fond of the classic ‘write your name in cursive with your tongue’ technique. It helps that I have a relatively long middle name.

most of the portals are public art installations. I live in Davis, which has a VERY active public art scene. Thus, the portal density here is... there’s a lot.

Played it a month ago. Got to level 3 in two hours, thanks to some clever plays...

There was the double-sized Hercules pinball game, which used pool balls. Not very popular, sadly, as the size meant the action was veeeeerrry slow.

I HAVE FINALLY KNOWN TRUE HAPPINESS.

My money is on ‘gym rat’, third-class.

Very much this. You always take at least two speedups first, then the laser.

Probably why he aborted, rather than nudge down and take it.

That or a ‘Psych!’ one.

And of course part of the deck is known as ‘the crotch’.

You left out ‘duct-taped to the wing'.

Ooh! Ooh! I do! I wanna see it!

Nifty, but I have to wonder if it would be more interesting without the visual element at all? Just a black screen, and noises in the darkness...

Once you get past what appear to be rather ‘twitchy’ controls, maybe. I would have to have the sound off, as that just-slightly-off music was setting my teeth on edge.

Once you get past what appear to be rather ‘twitchy’ controls, maybe. I would have to have the sound off, as that just-slightly-off music was setting my teeth on edge.