Officer: "If you can't prove you have insurance, I'll have to cite you."
Officer: "If you can't prove you have insurance, I'll have to cite you."
@ErinAndrews ima save that and you will be the first person ill mock ��
Apparently he tested positive for dickweed.
In his defense, he wasn't allowed his pre-fight cigarette.
Victor Martinez, making just his fourth start at first base this year, made a nice-enough play diving to his left to…
Airbags accidentally deployed.
thats kinda like ejecting an Astro after the 3rd inning.
My favorite part of that video is the trainer petting him like some retarded horse just before it's put down. The brightest stars don't flame out, they end up as glue and dog food
Damn, Titus Young won't even be the best wide receiver spending time behind bars this summer.
Whoa. Cal Ripken Sr. and Earl Weaver are doing the Harlem Shake.
Evidence of why the bracket winner was what it was...he got back at least 5 years of his life in that rant.