Hirschbeck has become a rather large dick with ears.

“... a good and righteous baseball man ... “ That’s flippin’ poetry.

Ten minutes to Wapner. We’re definitely locked in this box with no TV. I’m an excellent driver ...

Who’s gonna suspend Mike Rizzo?

I hope you’re right ...

Again — is football the next boxing?

Bartolo Colon is channeling Pistol Pete and the KSU marching band is auditioning for Vivid Entertainment Group. What the hell is going on out there?!?

This helps make up for a pretty shitty week in the news ...

He’s changing the play. Leave him alone.

Best concussion in the League.

What the fuck is wrong with you? Clowns ...

There are no healthy carbs on that table. WTF.

The poster boys for why baseball should NOT be exempt from anti trust laws.

I don’t dig the pro game. But I get the economics. Bucks are good for Milwaukee and Wisco. However, nothing turns me off faster than an owner holding a gun to the head of the taxpayer. Learn a different schtick. This ain’t Jersey.

Interesting fact: 81’s favorite drink is also his favorite plant — the mimosa or “mimosa pudica.” Google it for crissakes. I’m not doing all the work.

Cowherd’s 7 listeners are still wondering what hit ‘em.

I just got in. Luhnow changed his password to “baseball.”

What in the hell is baseball coming to? Put it on the INSIDE of your arm!

Headline: “Bumgarner hits dinger off best pitcher in baseball. Tells DH sympathizers to shut the fuck up.”