Jack can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Hey. Who hacked John Calipari's cell phone?

Jeezaloo. Next thing you know, they'll take away the play at the plate or the next Earl Weaver/Ump rant.

I agree. And I'm a Brewers fan.

No, no ... you're good.

I got a fever.

What's the problem?

He needs to open his hips up ...

Imagine how much he would be paid if he had a soul.

Erin needed to channel Gene Okerlund.

Use MUTE, dickhead.

McCartney was in a band before Wings? Son of ...

+1 —- as good as it gets.

+1 squared.

I loved Chipper in Fargo.

When you invoke Hitler, you've essentially said you've lost the argument. Idiot.

Another example of why some species eat their young.

I don't believe what I just saw.

Thank f'ing god I'm a Packer fan.

Who's he think he is, Brett Favre? Wait ...