Defenestration. Or were you being "cute"?

“Like a real company man”—thank god you’re here to take Flores to task. The nerve! Telling a player not to comment publicly on the employer who pays both of them. Is Trump involved.

Oh my gawd shut up. My blackberry keeps better time than literally every ...“timepiece”... ever made. (He said...”chronograph”...he said that. In running text. Unironically. What. A. Cunt.)

The Candace Owens tweet is a terrifying example of an even more terrifying linguistic trend, which David Roth called “Trumpian syntax” in a post about Mike Francesa. I don’t use Twitter myself, as I have nothing interesting to say, but I’m sure this kind of thing is all over the place. Not to miss the forest for the…

Holy fucking Jesus Christ with the bill Hicks guy. You're bland. So was bill Hicks. 

Any word yet on which maneuver the pedo used on his victim(s)?

great editing—“austism.” at least it wasn’t integral to the story.