“Ryen Russillo [beep] was arrested for criminal entry [beep] last week [beep] at a condo [beep] in Wyoming. [beep] Ryen Russillo [beep] should be arrested for criminal entry [beep] every time [beep] he tries to enter a studio.”

I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

He will never let it down. It will be glorious!

This is what I was going to post. Glad to see it already here.

I live in LA. Two weeks ago, we, or at least I, was a bit worried that North Korea would kill us all because that asshole wouldn’t stop rage tweeting while he was up in the middle of the night trying desperately to pee but his old man prostate wouldn’t let him. TWO WEEKS AGO. It was a relief when he suddenly became…

My favorite

May I re-write including the probable edited out bits and side comments made in the first draft process?

That’s why New York’s elite have always mocked Trump. He’s the hillbilly’s idea of a rich man. Old money New Yorkers not only don’t have gold plated penthouses, they wouldn’t step foot in one.

Soooo presidential.

I don’t wanna sound petty or nitpick, but I feel a special kind of rage when he balls up his little fists like that. Especially when he has both up. Fucking nerd.

Wondering who’s next on the chopping block? Like a Clarissa of Twitter, his excellent thread explains it all. Read the full thread for all the answers.

Have you tried being a white male? I hear that goes over well in interviews.

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

Ah yes, football: the great unifier. Why, if it weren’t for football the fine folks from Boston and Indianapolis would be bitter enemies and everyone would hate Dallas. God blessed the United States with many things but chief amongst them is football and we are all better for it.

Since Lackey has a second career as the replacement to Frank Oz as voice of Fozzie Bear, I’m surprised he got on via hit, and not a “Walk-a, Walk-a”

Is anyone surprised by his slumping? I mean, the guy had 109 strikeouts and a BABIP of .426 in the first half. It must have been obvious that he was going to come down to Earth at some point, right?

The coverage of this dude is insufferable.

According to the Southern Poverty Law Center, he is from Keene, New Hampshire.

#neverforget