I trimmed the bullshit weedy hedge bush thing my neighbors planted 20 years ago along the old wire fence. Shit grows over into our yard and lets jenky trees start up. I like my neighbors. I hate their weedy hedge bush thing that takes 3 hours to clean up.

This is why boxing needs to be more like WWE.
“Well, after a defensive 12 rounds, Mayweather should land the easy decision over McGregor and we head to the judges.”
“With a score of 120 to 107 the winner and STILL UNDE-”
*CRASH*
“What?! MY GOD! That’s Manny Pacquiao’s music! MANNY PACQUIAO IS IN THE BUILDING!!! He’s gonna…

The government is shut down here in Maine too although they kept the state parks and beaches open in order to keep leaching money out of tourists

In Chris Christie’s defense, if you have an approval rating of 15% and no job prospects what’s the point of NOT acting like the villain of a Depression era comic strip?

And when asked if it was fair, he said, “Run for governor and you can have a residence there.”

This is what you get when you vote for bullies (GOP). Stuff you PAY for is inaccessible.

TAKE THAT, ISIS!!

Well, you fragile menfolk can all sleep easy tonight, knowing you’ve been successfully protected from a group of girls who might have otherwise bled all over you. BOOOOOOO~OOO SCARY SCARY FEEEEEEMAAAALES!! COMIN’ TO GET YOUUUUUU, DONNIE SMALLHANDS!!

“Pathetic phonies. Pretending to care only when it’s expedient to cry about the Trump administration.”

Well, in defense of the current admnistration, they’re not only afghans, but also girls, and most certainly, they bleed, so much girls, so much blood, so clearly a threat. Also, insert FAKE NEWS and SAD.

Well, I know I feel safer here in this shining city on the hill, this beacon of freedom, this safe harbor for the wretched and yearning, this symbol that if you work hard you can achieve anything!

This council is superfluous. Kim Jong Trump has expressed that women and girls are to be grabbed by the pussy. Thus endeth the debate. Dare we question Big Brother.

This just in: We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.

Stay tuned for the launch of the “Hot or Not Council.”

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

McCain served this country and suffered horribly as a result of his military service, and I am grateful for his service to the country. But he tarnished his reputation when he catapulted Palin into the national spotlight in ‘08. I blame him as much as her for her relentless presence.

I generally don’t comment on a person’s appearance but I make allowances for people who are the walking embodiment of evil. She’s got a Frankenstein thing going on. It looks like her face was assembled by half of two different faces and supergluing them together.

I’m still waiting for ‘WHY IS THIS NEWS’ and ‘SLOW NEWS DAY/NIGHT.’

Wow. I haven’t watched an episode of RAW since Mania and right now it feels like I made a good choice.

I’m still waiting for, “You do realize this is fake, right?”

*stamps WHO WATCHES THIS off Commentariat Bingo Card*