I’m not one to man bun shame, but that Ken’s face is so punchable (if I was a doll puncher which would be weird but I’m sure we can find somewhere on the internet).

damn dirty not anatomically correct hipsters

I think the salt comes from that it breaks lines in interference that feels illogical by even wrestling standards; yeah, valets and managers interfere in matches, but they’re not the ones picking up the pinfalls and having them count. For Ellsworth to grab the briefcase and somehow that declares Carmella the winner, I…

People are upset because they’ve been touting a women’s revolution and this was the first ever women’s MITB match. It’s not about Ellsworth interfering or Carmella “needing a man” to help her. It’s about taking the prestige of being the first woman to win away.

I realize that its different circumstances, but I don’t get why everyone is so butthurt about this. Hundreds of matches in WWE have been decided by a female valet, and while we all hate when matches get decided like this, there’s never a sense of “this woman stole the spotlight from the men”. As you said yourself,…

That’s funny, because that’s exactly my issue with Joe over on Raw. He’s a year away from being top card, but has been a pretty bland character with not much depth and hard to view as a legitimate title contender. Both Corbin and Joe are portrayed as destroyers like Strowman, but while Corbin is somewhat believeable,…

I think that’s a great way to put it, even if I don’t understand what the fuck your last sentence means at all.

It’s funny because yes, he’s sorta tall and sorta big, but he has that weird sad face looking torso that looks like melting wax, which is why he wrestles with a shirt on. He’s big but not the kind of super musclehead that size queen Vince usually goes for. As a whole, wrestlers are getting smaller, so pushing Corbin…

And I think this plays out on Tuesday the same way every week with Ellsworth & Carmella plays out: Ellsworth gets all the heat and the crowd won’t give two shits about her.

Meh. ALL their booking sucks. The fact that women aren’t immune from Vince’s godawful decision making just means they’ve TRULY achieved equality.

Corbin is a perfect winner - the logical thing to do would be to have beloved underdog Sami Zayn break through and win the WWE title from Jinder Mahal, only to have his moment stolen by a Corbin cash-in, with bonus points for Zayn being the prototype of the indie wrestler Corbin’s character has feuded with…

Corbin was absolutely the right choice for MitB and knocking out both Styles and Nakamura at the same time was the perfect way to get the appropriate amount of heat on him for it.

Renee isn’t dumb, that’s the company line she has to reiterate. She’s keep bringing up and only the rest of us smarks know it’s a misdirection.

As a slight addition, I think another issue here is who Carmella is. There’s been a lot of discussion on how it fits to have Carmella the character win this, but there is also the other side that Carmella the performer is probably the worst worker on SDL. And I’m counting Lana and Tamina in that comparison as at least…

The big winners of the show were Baron Corbin, Carmella, and Jinder Mahal, and Vince wonders why SD’s ratings were shellacked last week even against no sports competition.

My own favorite thing about this has been the number of people who feel the need to lecture those people who hated the finish about how they are just too dumb to realize that they are being worked. This isn’t pointed at the article, just the general reception as people who follow the product can’t have reasonable…

Woot! I’m going to DragonCon too this year. I’ve been on con hiatus and I’m crazy excited.

I’ve spend nearly 3 hours at a trampoline playland waiting for my nephew. I paid for 3 hours so his ass is jumping for 3 hours. So basically I’m in the third circles of Hades. Too bad these places don’t offer booze and an uber ride home. Kidding, sort of....

I’m going to see Wonder Woman this week!