It’s so cute when Donald’s spawn (which is basically anyone in the GOP leadership at this point) call Democrats immoral or suggest tat the Democratic party is imploding, and especially when they run to Sean Hannity to feel better. I think most Americans are done taking seriously Republican complaints of how mean the…

There’s always the next game!

“...so she was a quick hugger?”

I’m glad I’m not a celebrity; the constant enforced intimacy with strangers is just not my thing. I couldn’t do those photo sessions at cons where people want the actors to pose with them and hug them for photos.

Well wait a minute, remember in Toy Story 3, how the daycare the toys had been left to actually turned out to be a horrible nightmare and was basically run like a prison because Lotso and his cronies made sure that they got to play with the older kids (and thus be treated well) while the other toys were forced to…

Yes to all of this. 2 had better combat in my opinion and its DLC was killer.

IF YOU DON’T PRESS THIS BUTTON EVERY 108 MINUTES, YOU’LL HAVE TO PAY TAXES.

You get ALL of the stars for this, seeing as how Bioshock is my favorite video game series ever.

As someone who has never played a video game (except Atari Frogger and Pitfall in the ‘80's), everything you just wrote absolutely mystifies and also kind of frightens me. But I’m very glad that you advocate for saving the little sisters instead of killing them, poor things. “Pure Adam” sounds kind of nauseating.

SPOILER (for a 10-year-old game, LOL)

I find myself wishing for zombie apocalypse more often than I should...

I remember doing the math on it once, and by the end, the difference in ADAM between saving and harvesting the Little Sisters is pretty minimal because you get bonus ADAM in the teddy bear deliveries.

Love yours, dude.

Thanks for reminding me. I actually bought my Xbox 360 just for COD and Bioshock and never finished the damn game.

I can fix that!

Hopefully not. Because eventually those assholes would just hijack a nuclear sub with an army of splicers.

Can we at least visit? If there is an underwater city where you are getting magic powers I kinda want to check that out.

where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live

Aren’t some of the techbros really into Libertarian Floating Island Paradise stuff? Not underwater, but still...